Friday, December 7, 2012

The little things

I usually get to work at 8, which is about an hour before most people in my office get in. I love it. It's quiet and I can spend an hour either getting real meaningful work done or just dick around on my computer until my daily call at 9. My fantasy football teams are well maintained, albeit largely unsuccessful to say the least. But then again, when you miss click and accidentally draft shonn greene, your season is pretty much doomed from the get go.

The best part about coming in early though, is occasionally I have to poop before anyone has entered the bathroom since the el Salvadorian cleaning crew did their magic the night before. I am filled with immense joy when I walk into the bathroom and the motion sensor light kicks on for the first time. I enter the stall and BAM, the seat is up and super clean. It's the little things that matter.